School is so easy it's a joke.

I'm just ready for it to be over so I can start drinking and never stop.

...wait, did I say that? I meant so that I can study things I actually care about, like foreign languages.

How far we've fallen...

Also, on the list of things never to tell your mom: you have mice in your house.

(But don't worry because Spadt and Bwalter are on a serious extermination tip)

Shh.

Oh, and one more thing: Christmas has come a little bit early. Miller High Life bottles are $1 at Bisonwitches... all month long.