Potluck day at work is possibly the greatest thing ever.

How can you beat vegetarian burritos for breakfast at 8 a.m., especially after a night of heavy drinking?

Short answer: you can't.

Long answer: OK, you actually can. With apple pie, cool whip and cookies. For desert. For breakfast. Breakfast desert. God I love Thanksgiving.

Oh, and speaking of Thanksgiving, I just thought I'd mention the Turducken, for those of you who might not know about the most amazing Thanksgiving food available: a Turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. How can things like that exist?