just for fun:

Japanese houses are small.

Having to take off your shoes inside is bizarre.

Nobody has a car.

The water glasses at restaurants are absurdly small.

Not having to Tip a waiter is an incredibly wonderful custom.

Kappa Sushi is one of the greatest things ever.

Everything is so small here.

Wow, Tokyo is really fucking urban.

There's so many girls with blond hair!

Everything is really GRAY.

You mean Shanghai isn't close, and neither is Seoul??

It's really, really hot. AND HUMID.

The Tokyo big egg stadium is absolutely gigantic.

Tokyo is gigantic.

Everyone is so nice.

Mom's onigiri are delicious.

People really shower in the night instead of in the morning?

Japan is safe.

Shinjuku is so big it's incomprehensible.

The Ueno Zoo is also too big.

Japanese are a lot more in shape than Americans.

heh heh heh close enough...