This is all giving me a headache.

I fell down on my bike the other day while riding to work. I was carrying a thermos full of coffee that I masterfully held onto--without spilling a drop--despite my crash landing.

I think I slipped on some kind of oil while making a sharp turn.

It was pretty neat, and now I have sweet roadrash on my ankle.

I hate looking at facebook.

It makes me depressed that I don't have 290 friends.